Funny things about my wife Amberlie

This will be my first time posting on our blog but circumstances of last nights events made it so I could no longer resist. I thought I would give an interesting perspective of my lovely wife Amber. First I am happy to say it has been at least three days since she has accidentally hurt me, when I say hurt I actually mean cause extreme pain. When these episodes occur my response is usually, " Well at least I got it out of the way for the day". Anyone who knows her, obviously knows she would never hurt me intentionally or a fly for that matter. Just a few examples recently are: 1) Stepping on the middle of my foot with very sharp and pointy high heels 2) Trying to show me affection but sticking her finger in my eye 3) squeezing my broken hand 4) Accidently slamming my hand in the door. The list goes on but this is just to name a few. I have actually gotten to the point where I don't mind it at all because everytime these accidents occur I am reminded how lucky I am to have married such a special girl and the kindness shown to me after makes me secretly want her to make an (oops) again. The funniest thing about it is it's not because she is uncoordinated, I just have the worst luck and it seems like I walk right into the middle of it. The events last night that I am referring to just cracks me up. Every once in awhile Amby will wake up in the middle of a dream and not realize she is awake and say things that have me rolling on the floor laughing, last night was just plain cute and funny. I had been laying there for about twenty min. trying to fall asleep when all of the sudden up pops Amby still asleep with a big smile on her face and says," Sweety, thank you so much for buying me that fun book." I wasnt quite sure what she meant and quickly realized she didnt know what she said, but she was having a dream that I had bought her a book and she was reading it to her pre-school kids that she now teaches. I thought it was so cute because only a girl as awesome as her would be so happy and grateful for getting a book that would cause her little kids such happiness. From the look on her face you would have thought she was thanking me for a new car. The little things she does on a daily basis make me very grateful to be her husband and brings an element of entertainment I could find nowhere else.